vondo

A truly hairy motherfucker who enjoys spending long times in saunas or steam rooms. He enjoys the company of large penis to suck on at night. Also, one who enjoys burning things such as socks and leaves. His sister loves Kyle Bucknut.
The kid across the street that you've never actually met, but you've seen jacking off in the window.
by bob February 06, 2005
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teenie

1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base
1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"
by bob May 11, 2004
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shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.
That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.
by bob April 19, 2005
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MadPiper

you are a madpiper
by bob November 11, 2003
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Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman
I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs
by Bob January 18, 2004
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Hamam

Yo check that hamam, he going wild with that ass!
by Bob March 18, 2003
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Bowling for Hollers

The act of insertion of one's middle finger in anus and the insertion of the thumb in the vagina simultaneously to bring pleasure and arousal to female. Reverse holes when said female is laying on stomach.
When Bill started bowling for hollers with Tina, he thought she was going to lose her mind!
by Bob February 21, 2005
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