BOb's definitions

muscle cars

muscle cars are better then rice burner, there slow pieces of shit that sounds like a cow getting it up the ass!

my 69 chevy nova will smoke any rice burner that even thinks about racing me.

by bob July 14, 2003

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

asix

A person who is terribly dyslexic and a little crazy

man that guy writes like asix!

by bob April 26, 2004

system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!

guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END

by bob August 30, 2008

Twiorange

A twiorange is a the act of punching a girl in the face while you're ejaculating in her mouth. Named after Twilight_Orange of &Totse fame.

Damn dude, I twiorange'd my girlfriend when she was giving me head and put her in the hospital!!

by Bob May 5, 2005

Military Intelligence

an excuse for moving into another country so you can take theyer oil without bein called a empire building loonytick

see wordgeorge bush/word

military inteligence tells us that...are a thret so we have to kill them and take theyer land and theyer oil valuable oil

by bob September 27, 2003

kenny kearn

a kid who gets boners in english & has warts on his fingers

oh my gosh. shanon did you see kenny kearns large boner.

by Bob September 1, 2008