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Definitions by BOBBY

cuntified 

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity
She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.
cuntified by Bobby October 17, 2003

hand shandy 

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis
hand shandy by Bobby October 13, 2003
toss by Bobby October 13, 2003
something that u say when u dont know the words to a song or you are really bored online.
silence...lalala
lalala by bobby October 11, 2003

Discondonkulated

1. One's mental state immediately following a severe "Donkey Punch". Symptoms include slurred speach, lazy eyes, and occasional loss of bowel control.
That bitch was so discondokulated, she couldn't dial 9111
Discondonkulated by BOBBY September 19, 2003
The soda beverage Rootbeer, often sipped upon by a moron. AKA "Genuwine Rooty Beer"
Skimme a Genuwine Rootsin! Don't skip on the root!
Rootsin by bobby August 21, 2003

fifty yard fake 

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.
That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.
fifty yard fake by Bobby August 12, 2003