BOB's definitions

luorht

a person named jason that is very funny and likes to say funny things about a cool person named nick.

Heyday, Abstracted, 666-1337-666

by Bob January 7, 2004

Little Jimmy Urine

lead singer of the band "mindless self indulgence"

creepy anorexicly skinny man who likes to dress up in womans attire and sing songs about masturbation, five year olds and former presidents.

little jimmy urine ate my dad

by bob January 10, 2004

dark side of oz

Awesome sync between the greatest album ever, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, and an excellent movie, the Wizard of Oz. Start the CD after the 3rd Lion's roar and expereince something amazing and mysterious.

"Balanced on their biggest wave," as Dorothy is balancing on a fence.

by Bob January 12, 2004

cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.

Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.

by Bob January 12, 2004

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

asshole bandit

a gay guy

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit

by bob January 12, 2004