BJ's definitions

Squizum

BJ the man of all men.

The one and the only man is BJ.

by BJ December 3, 2003

mutha

a mother or
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting

he's one ugly mutha

by Bj February 17, 2003

zeppelin

A crazy plane.

That zeppelin is dieing.

by bj February 2, 2003

sheighle

a really bomb girl that has the full deal

damn that girl is such a sheighle, if only i could get with that sexy beast

by bj March 13, 2005

Doo'dee

phonetic form of doody

by BJ July 10, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.

Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!

by BJ August 25, 2004