masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.
When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.
by Billy November 14, 2002
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Nolan

ex. Nolan lays serious slammage in his bedroom.
by Billy January 25, 2022
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elkrantz

An Erection so intense and is lethal approximatley 75% of the time. Although rare, Elkrantz requires medical attention. Possible casue of elkrantz is seeing boobies.
After seeing the bodacious TA-TAS, Melvin felt the onset of an elkrantz, so immediatley called his doctor.
by Billy March 23, 2005
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mizzike

1) v. - to pretend to be very trustworthy and turn around and steal something(s) from supposed friend(s).

2) adj. - to be extremely greedy and cheap, and disregard any needs of anyone around you. Also see Klondike
1) Hey you here what happened to RedKnights, apparently TheCoolness mizziked clan storage.

2) I haven't eaten in 2 days, just let me have that Klondike bar, quit being a mizzike.
by billy May 05, 2005
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Dubbaya

Man, Dubbaya is pulling another war out of his ass AGAIN?
by Billy November 05, 2003
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lgn

a TotalFark acronym standing for Link Goes Nowhere. Usually used to start a thread that is not based on a link.
What's your catch phrase? LGN
by billy January 06, 2005
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wolfbite

On a hot day when you walk around for a while and your scrotal region perspires and your sac grinds against your legs for an extended period of time it will form a minor rash/sore area.
This is called WolfBite
Billy had really bad wolfbite after pushing shopping carts all day.
by Billy June 18, 2006
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