BILL's definitions

sessile

doesn't fucking move

sponges, which are animals, are sessile beings. when you grate a sponge onto a plate, each individual bit can grow into a new sponge. this type of asexual reproduction is useful, but not really, because these new organisms don't fucking move.

by bill June 8, 2004

Dem[o]

A really sexy guy, he attracts ht girls by his smell

mMMmmm Demo

by bill September 19, 2003

Eye fuck

A term Drill Instructors use when you look them in the eyes.An act which merits a good trashing

Recruit: *looks in the DI's eyes*

DI: YOU EYE FUCKING ME, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!

Recruit: No sir!

DI: *Punches the recruit in the gut*

by Bill March 20, 2006

animal house

a damn good movie, it's all about college frats and having fun. You do whatever you want.

I can't believe this frat is like an animal house!

by Bill December 15, 2003

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 4, 2003

Tach

A guage used to measure revolutions per minute (RPM) on engines. It is usually used in the automobiles.

According to the Tach, the engine is turning 7000 RPM's

by bill September 27, 2004

ruster

A cock

Dude, my ruster itches.

by bill November 19, 2002