BILL's definitions

shoobie

n. Tourist, particularly one who in the course of his/her activities interferes with the traditional usage of beach areas. (Rest easy, Dave. Origin: New Jersey, c. 1920)

It's getting more difficult each day to catch waves with all these shoobies in the water!

by Bill May 2, 2003

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006

Toxicophobia

being afraid of Brittney Spears

The only reason i have toxicophobia is because she wrote the song hit me baby one more time

by bill March 5, 2004

Nole

1. The object of envy in higher education especially in the state of Florida.
2. A natural elite in academics, athletics, and character.
3. The resented superior of University of Miami and University of Florida students and grads

1. What did the Nole alumni say to the Hurricane/Gator alumni?
The jury has reached a verdict. Will the the defendents please rise?

by Bill May 2, 2004

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

Puddin

Puddin is a nickname u give to an attractive female.

U are my puddin bitch!

by Bill April 13, 2004

Grassington

A small place in Yorkshire with 1 pub for every 300 people that live there.

I'm off to Grassington, I may kill myself

by Bill February 1, 2004