BILL's definitions

cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

cooze

A cutesy term for vagina, pussy or cunt. Best used around small children.

Don't forget to clean your cooze.

by Bill February 24, 2004

cane

A University of Miami student identified by profuse drug use. Derived from COCAINE

Why can't the Cane player get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

by Bill May 2, 2004

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

by Bill December 3, 2005

Dagor Dagorath

The final battle between good and evil in Tolkien's world. Morgoth will be destroyed along with Arda

Also see World War Three

by Bill October 10, 2004

poopsatchel

shit-bag

wow this weed sucks it is a poopsatchel

by bill July 10, 2003