BILL's definitions

Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003

Maxrust

(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.

Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.

by Bill October 28, 2004

mudpuppy

Any overly gruesome or horrible event.

"Now that, son, is what we call a mudpuppy."

by Bill July 14, 2003

escort

A sharp looking car that runs great

My 89 Ford Escort rocks

by Bill February 8, 2005

Squabble

TO give one mad "props"

Excellent job. I give you mad squabbles.

by Bill June 7, 2004

squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.

It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).

by Bill September 5, 2004

Bifro

Noun - How soon you forget when you leave, all the gloriousness that you've left behind.

After being involved in a Christmas party from years past, Jon reflects on the past with a Bifro.

by Bill August 11, 2004