BILL's definitions

University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.

With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

by Bill May 2, 2004

scrod

"Scrod" is an all-encompassing word much like fuck. But whereas fuck is mostly used as your "dirty verb" expressing action, scrod works as your "dirty noun" targeted by the action. It's quite universal and is most effective when used in a Boston-like accent.

Shut yer fuckin' scrod!
Yer nothin' but a scrod licka!
I will kick you square in the scrod.
Yer dad is one scrodass bastid.
You derrty scrod.
Fer real brah, she said "Put it in my scrod."
That kid is such a scrodder.
If the scrod don't fit, you must acquit.
That bitch was scrod-ilicious.

And the list goes on...

by Bill December 18, 2003

deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

favor

A form of sexual intercourse including the use of various industrial solvents. Known for dangerous and often life threatening positions and locations, including the "floppy drum" and often performed in the of circular saws

"She gave me a favor last year, I just got out of the hospital"

by bill December 15, 2002

elmo

A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

by bill April 22, 2004

Conservative Elite

The right wing opposite of the liberal elite. The make all liberal seem like communists and tend to jump to the guns. Bush is not part of this group.

The conservative elite are just as bad as the liberal elite

by Bill January 21, 2006

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. The better you do your job, the less chances you have of being promoted. After Working at Minacs for more then 3 months, you will develop a case of Minass.

John's career as a truck driver was Minacs'ed because he went blind.

by Bill March 2, 2005