When the scrotum of a man is placed upon the face of another person in such a way that the testes of the man placing his scrotum on the face cover the eyes of the recipient of the sandgoggles. From this position, a hot carl becomes very easy to enact.
by BilboBaggins January 08, 2004

so cool and such a WEIRDO!!! She is by far the weirdest, most perverted person in the world! SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!
Me: HEY ISABELLE
isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat!
Me: hey
Isabelle: All part of the plan
isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat!
Me: hey
Isabelle: All part of the plan
by BILBOBAGGINS October 01, 2012

Fags who aren't cool enough to play brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.
1) We're the woodwind section! We're unimportant fags! 2) I felt the woodwinds on my balls last night.
by BilboBaggins January 08, 2004

Sebi makes you think he loves you and you're hoping he'll ask you out and suddenly he turns into the world's biggest douche and won't even talk to you anymore.
by BILBOBAGGINS October 01, 2012

by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.
Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
by BilboBaggins January 09, 2004

by BILBOBAGGINS August 22, 2016
