color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004

fabulousity

having the quality of fabulousness to an unbearable extreme; completely and utterly fabulous; possibly a latent homosexuality

1. Let us revisit the fabulousity of the 80s.
2. That corral silk shirt just highlights his fabulousity.

by Big Mac December 05, 2004

Bullet Shifting

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

by BIG MAC June 01, 2012

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 08, 2005

Halo

Getting hand while getting head.

"He got halo from that girl"

by Big Mac January 04, 2005

McQuarried

To be McQuarried, is to be so drunk you have to phone your girlfriend / boyfriend to come and get you and take you home.

Bob was absolutly McQuarried last night after 25 pints.

by Big Mac November 23, 2004