Derwood

a handicap person's erection
The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood
by Ben February 03, 2005
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heff

by ben March 13, 2004
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wuttup

the teen way of saying whats up?? words like these explain why the american kids are so freaking stupid
ben:wuttup
sammie:ben can you not just say "whats up" for once in your freaking life!!
by ben January 30, 2005
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long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)
Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses
by ben December 14, 2003
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kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!
Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!
by Ben December 21, 2004
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goth

Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.

Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.

If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
S/He listens to "Gothic rock"
S/He lives a goth lifestyle.
by Ben December 04, 2004
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SpeedRacer

"Look at that SpeedRacer he must wieght 500 pounds."
by Ben September 26, 2004
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