BEN's definitions

krispy kreme

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

by Ben March 4, 2005

cinematics

Cinematics means getting the atmosphere of watching a film, like in the cinemas.

"Lets close the curtains and get some popcorn" to make the cinematics

by Ben September 7, 2005

lacfy

Let's All Clap For You.

Yup Adam did kill it.

Ben: Hey, is the Algebra 2 Final hard?
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Dude, seriously
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, skaters, preps
Ben: Is the test hard GOSH DARNIT?!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: If I DON'T PASS I WILL FAIL
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Seriously
Adam: Ch Ch Ch Chea
Ben: Is it hard or not?
Adam: Chea
Ben: What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: SERIOUSLY
Adam: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Ben: Hu hu hu that's so funny!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: I AM GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF. BYE

by Ben May 13, 2005

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

by Ben November 16, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003