bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 07, 2005

WTJP

What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.

You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?

by Ben October 24, 2004

INTOXICATI

The greatest fucking band of all time; beautiful music.

"You like Linkin Park? Fag, go listen to INTOXICATI before I urinate in your mouth"

by Ben June 24, 2003

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 05, 2003