BEN's definitions

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 1, 2006

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.

Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.

by Ben October 31, 2006

vagina

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"

"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".

by ben October 24, 2006

throwin D's

pack a lip equivalent.

Wanna throw a D?
Na man, I'm throwin D's with Jim later

by Ben October 17, 2006

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

by Ben September 8, 2006