BEN's definitions

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend

by Ben October 3, 2003

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

uber danis

Uber danis ness its a term that mean i think you are so cool

you are such an uber danis sir

by Ben March 23, 2005

Krist Novoselic

Bassist of former band Nirvana. Was thinking of running for leutinent governor of Washington, but changed his mind. Now is a delegate for John Kerry.

Krist Novoselic kiseed Kurt Cobain on Saturday Night Live.

by Ben February 17, 2004

gahoonas

The breasts of a women

Man I want to squeeze her gahoonas! Squeeze them well good.

by Ben May 13, 2005