A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.
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Get the mud maggot mug.An alcholic beverage consisting of 3 or more shots in a 16 ounce glass. Must in be done in repetition until you are unable to drink anymore. You will achieve tasting when you have blacked out and pissed all of your friends and girlfriend off. Possible results are including, but limited to, arrest, cheating, fights, money lost in casinos, and STDs.
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Get the Taste mug.A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.
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Get the System mug.Typically known as a Sportster. It's a vehicle NOT meant for men. It is the equivelant of a Geo Tracker. If you were to ride a cunt bike alone, then other people would wonder why you didn't take the time to let your boyfriend ride bitch, so he wouldn't have to take the bus to the Gay Bar that he works at. See also, Ninja 250.
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Get the Cunt Bike mug.The same exact thing as Tea Bagging. The difference is that you can not remove your balls from that chicks mouth until the flavor has fully set in. This process takes a minimum of two minutes. If you remove that scrotum any sooner, then you have not steeped.
That chick didn't shut up all night. Only silence I had is when I started steeping. Got a full 5 minutes!
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Get the Steeping mug.Jicky Jack is the process of turning a simple task in to multiple steps. When something becomes jammed and stuck, then you must use your Jicky Jacking skills to massage said task in to it's proper dwelling. To be a thorough Jicky Jacker you must posess a BIG HEART. It takes talent, patience, and above all, a rough hangover
When Bob found that there was no height to install the panel, he started revving the forklift engine and doing dangerous stuff to make sure that he could Jicky Jack that panel in to place.
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