colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 03, 2003

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003

whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003