BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Hip-pop

Ja Rule's occupation, based on the devouration of hot-dogs and saying 'Murder Inc.' in every song.

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

fart

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2006

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

shiggity shiggity shwa

A general responce to anything, usually of disinterest.

<MathsHobo> Did you do your Maths assignment accounting towards 60% of your report?
<BungStrung> Shiggity shiggity shwa.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Bottyburp

What little girls and boys call a fart. See bottomburp

"My cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!"
"Oh, that's nice!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003