Dumb Ed

Yellow-skinned character from the cartoon Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He has no chin and likes chickens.

"Table for two!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

plopper

1. A toilet
2. A window
3. Windows ME

1. I need to go take a plop in the plopper.
2. "You mean you crap out of the window?"
3. ARGH! FUCK THIS OS! ITS A FUCKING PLOPPER!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

Spongebob Dodecahedronpants

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.

"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003