internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

HTML Code that represents a new line. 2 <br>s will leave a space between.

hello<br>hello

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hello
hello

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Chain Letter

adj. Annoying

"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003