I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

hackish

1. n. The language a hacker may speak, such as leet.
2. adj. Relating to hackers

1. w00t is a Hackish exclamation for 'excellent' or 'yay'.
2. "I have a hackish web site full of JavaScript to screw up your system."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Yessum

Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.

<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003