cybersex

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.

The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

fo' shizzle my wizzle

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)

Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 12, 2003

shithouse

Something unpleasurable. See annoying, boring, horrible, sad, gay.

This game is shithouse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003