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Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

A bat or vampire.
<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.
:[ by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
To have an asshole for a mouth.
<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!
:X by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

wonderboy 

Tenacious D creation. Uses mind-bullets (telekinesis) and 'fills the crevasse with his magic juice'.
Wonderboy! What is the secret of your power? Wonderboy! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muckiness?
Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.
<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!
cloves by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Bart Simpson 

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.
Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

Maggie Simpson 

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch