2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003

shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

rectum

The owner of a rectory

J00 ist ein rectoryx0r

by bastardized bottomburp June 03, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003