Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

d'oh 

An exclamation of distaste or dislike. Originating from Homer Simpson. Actually accepted into some dictionaries (such as this one.)

<Homer> You might say he's barkin' up up the wrong Bush! Heh heh heh.
<HomersBrain> There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said, and nobody heard it.
<Homer> D'OH!

d'oh by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

English 

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

English by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

monkey function 

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

monkey function by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

the house of the dead 2

"People of the AMS... I am Goldman."

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.

the house of the dead 2 by Bastardized Bottomburp August 22, 2003

13 

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).

Cum On Everybody
Drug Ballad
Superman

13 by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

this web site sucks 

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

this web site sucks by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

halitosis by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003