bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

flammable

Same as inflammable, oddly.

Inflammable means flammable? Hoy, what a country!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

+O

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

chiggajiggawigga

chinese man who thinks he is a black man who thinks he is a white man who thinks he is a blackman.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Ash Ketchum

Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.

Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003