84 definitions by B. Hanback

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback July 12, 2008

Avatar

A girl that is hot but has fucked up nose

"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."

did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?

"yea - Avatar"

by B. Hanback January 9, 2010

Nolex

Fake Rolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

3 Bills

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 15, 2010