Definitions by B. Hanback

Spotlights

Big tits.

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...

Spotlights by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Snow Day 

Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.

It's 3 am...we need to head home...

Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...

Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!

Snow Day by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Tampa Fade 

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...

Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...

Tampa Fade by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Locker Room of the Super Bowl 

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

Locker Room of the Super Bowl by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Joe Lunchbucket 

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American

Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

Joe Lunchbucket by B. Hanback January 15, 2009

Nolex 

Fake Rolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100

Nolex by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

3 Bills 

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

3 Bills by B. Hanback January 9, 2009