B. Hanback's definitions

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Train Tracks

braces

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008

Firecracker Mouth

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

3 Bills

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Snow Day

Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.

It's 3 am...we need to head home...

Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...

Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009