B. Hanback's definitions

Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.

Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well

Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010