B. Hanback's definitions

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well

Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....

by B. Hanback August 7, 2009

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

Lady Jungle

Vagina

Sister got an itchy Lady Jungle...

by B. Hanback April 3, 2010

Boots on the Ground

Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.

We got boots on the ground at Fat Mo's but we are heading to Sam's for a cold beer and pizza.

by B. Hanback February 28, 2010