Definitions by B. Gabbert
Fagstizo
"Hey John, look at those two same sex mestizos making love."
"Those aren't mestizos Jim, those are fagstizos."
"Those aren't mestizos Jim, those are fagstizos."
Fagstizo by B. Gabbert March 13, 2019
crack
"Hey Joe, some crack called asking for you."
"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"
"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."
"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"
"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."
crack by B. Gabbert December 15, 2018
one kegger
The first degree of ugliness for a chick. Corresponds to the number of kegs of beer one would have to consume to consider having sex with her. The degrees of ugliness can range from one kegger to infinite kegger.
one kegger by B. Gabbert October 12, 2018
Mobby
Act of driving people out of restaurants and banging on the Supreme Court walls when you don't get your way.
Does driving people out of restaurants and banging on the Supreme Court walls sound “pretty mobby” to you?
Mobby by B. Gabbert October 9, 2018
Boofing
The act of destroying your own political party by spreading fake conspiracy theories about a Supreme Court nominee who wins anyway and waste all your political capital right before a midterm election
The boofing by the media and the MeToomovement against the Republican SCOTUS nominee wrecked the Democrat's chances in the midterm elections.
Boofing by B. Gabbert October 5, 2018
RFB
Acronym for Radical Feminist Bitch. Male or Female that follows the tenants of Radical Feminism. RFB males are identified by their skinny jeans, skinny arms, and man buns. Mostly soy drinkers, they also spend most their time hanging at Starbucks drinking Grande Lattes. Females are mostly fat and ugly with loud shrill voices.
Joe: "Hey Buck, check out that soy boy over there in his skinny jeans with his Grande Latte talking to the fat ugly chick with the horned rimmed glasses."
Buck: "Yeah, both must be RFBs."
Buck: "Yeah, both must be RFBs."
RFB by B. Gabbert October 2, 2018
Gabbert Moment
When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.
(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!
Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
Gabbert Moment by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011