126 definitions by B-Rizzle

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Hey! When are you going to be back? We shan’t be gone long.

How do cops save their money? They use a piggy bank. The pig part being the cop.

A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!

The family’s Christmas tree was so beautiful they obviously suffer from p.o.p.d.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Girl: don’t touch my shit! Guy: stfu you grtc! What’s a grtc? Gargantuan raging thunder cunt!
You’re the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. You have pms 24/7!