Livakovic

The imaginary king of slovakia.

Hey, wanna go worship our king Livakovic?
Hell yea!

by B-Monkey Obama November 05, 2021

awk awk gawk gawk 9000

when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.

yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.

by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020

urban dictionary

a dumb website where whenever you search something up there is gonna be a dick, sex, or death joke

chad: bro i just learned what internal licking is on urban dictionary

ched: bro what the fuck is that

by B-Monkey Obama November 20, 2020

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

by B-Monkey Obama May 07, 2020

stoogs up

“Stoogs Up” is a saying of urban origin having a similar meaning to “YOLO,” or “Hakoonah Matata.” Stoogs Up is a way of life following happiness and peace, because we know that you only live once and you can’t waste that time with sadness and boredom.

“I don’t know man i’m just off today. im feeling kinda sad.”
“stoog up dog let’s go hit the beach”
“what’s stoogs up”
“it’s a way of life bro.”

by B-Monkey Obama November 12, 2023

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020