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God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
mugGet the God of Hammersmug.

awk awk gawk gawk 9000

when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.
yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.
by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020
mugGet the awk awk gawk gawk 9000mug.

urban dictionary

a dumb website where whenever you search something up there is gonna be a dick, sex, or death joke
chad: bro i just learned what internal licking is on urban dictionary

ched: bro what the fuck is that
by B-Monkey Obama November 20, 2020
mugGet the urban dictionarymug.

Osàs

Nigerian bald 13 year old who is the main antagonist in a pre-production full length film “Rise of the Octogon.” This character was made by the minds of 2 young men known as B-Monkey and Dr!p who had a rapping career before film producing.
Dude Osàs punched Livacovic!
Ain’t no way bro
by B-Monkey Obama November 21, 2021
mugGet the Osàsmug.

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021
mugGet the Iron Manmug.

Livakovic

Hey, wanna go worship our king Livakovic?
Hell yea!
by B-Monkey Obama November 5, 2021
mugGet the Livakovicmug.

season 14 of fortnite

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.
by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020
mugGet the season 14 of fortnitemug.

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