B to the Rizzle's definitions

schlack

verb usually used passively to get schooled or housed or salted or just beaten outright

(as kobe takes the backdoor cut to the hoop and hits the 360 hookshot)

Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

forizzle

What people use to ask if others are are when they realize that it is useful in life to add more izzles to their speech. Often used to express amazement and answered with forizzeal.

Regis Philbin: You've just one a million-dollars
Winner: Forizzle?
Regis: Forizzeal!!!

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

nogotiation

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation

1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation

by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007

abercrombie and bitch

Bipolar/ mood swing-y girl/ just a bitch who constantly wears abercrombie/ american eagle/ polo

1: I can't believe we only met 5 minutes ago, marry me!
2: No, i won't i've only known you for 3 days
1: Why do you take things so quickly, why would I marry you, you could be a dipshit! We're like so totally over!
2: You're a frickin' abercrombie and bitch!

by B to the Rizzle March 2, 2007

calcagraphing

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

by b to the rizzle May 28, 2007

rock talk

People who talk as Chris Rock does in his comedic routines as they do in their regular lives. Those who encounter these who utilize rock talk are sure to have injured ear drums.

"He's been speaking in rock talk for the last 10 days; I never should have bought him that chris rock cd"

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007