B Ligerati 's definitions

Jamie Lynn Bateman

Jailbait, man!

In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.

Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Homophilia

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.

You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Hypocarazzi

Celebrities who shamelessly court media attention for personal gain, but later complain about media intrusion into their personal lives.

These hypocarazzi can't have it both ways.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008