Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Poshing

Persistent pouting amidst a life of luxury.

What's she poshing about?

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Red smear scrawls

Graffiti one writes on bathroom walls after spending too much time on the toilet.

Some of the red smear scrawls in the men's room is quite amusing.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Homophilia

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.

You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

WMD

Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?"

"I dunno, WMD."

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008