Aye Yer Maw's definitions

Scotland

The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada!

Scotland Is way Nicer Than England

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

Scotts

Scotts was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgows' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Drydock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

Scotty

Montgomery Scott played by Jimmy Doohan (pity about the accent)
Chief Engineer On the REAL starship Enterprise, could fix anything and frequently challenged the laws of physics and won!.See Star Trek

geordi la forge is Scotty's biatch

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

ELO

Rock Band fronted by Jeff Lynne.

ELO was short for the Electric Light Orchestra

by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006

Garth Brooks

Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!

Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat

by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006

uisge beatha

Gaelic
Translates as Water of Life.The Original Name given to that Golden nectar By the Celts Of Scotland also known as whisky never whiskey.

Whisky is a curruption of uisge.
mmmm uisge beatha, Slainte.

by aye yer maw April 26, 2006

Dolescum

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger

'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''

by Aye Yer Maw April 27, 2006