Aye Yer Maw's definitions

Greenock

Gaelic Name = Grianaig. Pronounced Greenock NOT grenock. Town located on the lower banks of the river Clyde in Western Scotland.Home to The Heaviest RainFall In Western Civilisation(Probably). Former Shipbuilding Giant,Much To the annoyance Of that quaint little fishing village upstream called GlasgowWho Had To deepen The River And Build a New Town Beside It Called Port Glasgow,Just To Compete see Port Bird. Suffered Badly under Margaret ThatcherWhen The town lost much of its heavy industries including the oldest shipyard in the world Scotts. Probably THE most famous Unknown town outside of Scotland.

English Person,'and where in Scotland are you from?' GreenockGuy, 'GREENOCK' EnglishPerson,'??????,is it near glasgow?. Greenock Guy, 'FUCK OFF'

by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008

Scotty

Montgomery Scott played by Jimmy Doohan (pity about the accent)
Chief Engineer On the REAL starship Enterprise, could fix anything and frequently challenged the laws of physics and won!.See Star Trek

geordi la forge is Scotty's biatch

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

ELO

Rock Band fronted by Jeff Lynne.

ELO was short for the Electric Light Orchestra

by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006

dreich

derived from gaelic Originally meant 'drawn out' ie, long lasting,persistantly bad.

as applied to the above statement the weather is dreich

by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008

Dolescum

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger

'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''

by Aye Yer Maw April 27, 2006

simple minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers,Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band Sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland.In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about.They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins(Undeservedly).Still around! and actually making better music now than they have in years .Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About Me''

by Aye Yer Maw April 28, 2006

Scotts

Scotts was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgows' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Drydock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006