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gent with a vent

The opposite of a chick with a dick. Possibly a pre-op transgendered female who wants to be a man, or a drag king who dresses up as a man for fun/comfort.

Or a guy described as being without a penis, for any reason, as an insult.
So I've put socks down my boxers, put on my minimising bra and put on this costume moustache. I'm a gent with a vent who's going for a night on the town!
by Avid WAS fan October 27, 2009
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boobilation

1. Seeing/feeling a pair of boobs that make you celebrate due to their largeness/shape/whatever you like really.

2. Seeing another girl in the showers and realising your boobs are better than hers in some way
1. When I motorboated that girl with the E cups, I was so resisting the urge to do a boobilation there and then, they were that epic.

2. Her boobs were actually smaller than mine so in my head I did a boobilation.
by Avid WAS Fan September 3, 2009
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Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.
1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.
by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009
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Chipgasm

Getting aroused by anything and everything associated with chips. This could include rubbing the grease from them over you and gaining pleasure from that, using a very long chip to stimulate an orifice, watching someone else eat chips seductively or getting turned on by eating absolutely delicious chips.
Me and the boyfriend went out for a portion of chips and as I was eating them, I thought they were delicious. Too delicious. I got him rubbing the chip papers all over me when we got home, the grease felt so nice I had a chipgasm there and then.
by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009
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pancake ass

Does not apply to just women, many men have flat ass too. Have you seen the amount of them who have their belts under their ass? Insufficient buttocks to hold them up.
Keith has a pancake ass, his jeans fell down on stage and he tripped and fell over
by Avid WAS Fan April 12, 2009
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indiegasm

A common experience at gigs. Surrounded by all these delicious people who are your type and jumping up and down, bodies grinding against each other, tight jeans rubbing tighter jeans...oh!
I surveyed the venue and it was full of fitties. I totally had an indiegasm just at the sight of them and felt the urge to stand in front of one of those boys and jump up and down with his crotch in my arse...
by Avid WAS Fan May 11, 2008
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Bill Bradley

A Canadian Dinosaur. He's got a cowboy hat.

Soon-to-be internets legend. Search for the user TyrannoJack on youtube or look for William Bradley on Last.fm - you can get 5 songs for free off there!

Also a ladies man and extremely delicious. Get him now before he becomes too popular!
Aww, he's so adorable bonking that cat! That Bill Bradley is a genius. I'd do 'im.
by Avid WAS fan April 3, 2008
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