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Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.
There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.
by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008
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lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.
Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!
by Atomik Spongeface October 7, 2008
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emote

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.
by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008
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like

A word used subconsciously by most teenagers, to denote that what they are about to say is probably inaccurate, exaggerated, or estimated; it was thought up on the spot, and while it should be considered, it shouldn't be taken entirely at face value. The word becomes embedded in your vocabulary at around 12 and it takes a lot of thinking to really understand why you say it.
"...and then he banged on for, like, half an hour about God and the Bible and stuff..."
"Sam's such a nerd, he wrote like five pages for his essay."
"He's a lot older than he looks, he's like 60 or something."
"...and then he, like, hurled Ben's shoe up into the tree, and it got stuck. Then Ben went mad on him, he must have like broken his nose or something."
by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008
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emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP
by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008
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MegaVideo

Also see: piece of shit.

Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".
The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.
by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008
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i

1) A letter that hoards of businesses and websites put in front of their names and products to make them sound cool. The trend was started by Apple Inc. and since then countless companies have jumped on the bandwagon and done the same thing.

2) A letter which, when placed in front of any word, indicates the online version of that thing; regardless of whether the online version actually exists or not.
1) I just went to iGoogle on my iMac and searched for BBC iPlayer but then someone texted my iPhone to tell to me that iMesh have been taken down off the web.

2) I was getting iBullied by this iThug and I kept hoping the iPolice would show up and kick him into iJail.
by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008
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