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Astor G.'s definitions

infil-traitor

1. A person who poses as a member of a group but are doing so just to mess with their heads for the fun of it.

2. A person who poses as a member of a group in order to prey on them, argue, preach, or cause discord.
That guy I thought was someone in my class ended up being a 45 year old creep from another state. He mede me think all my friends were gossiping behind my back. He was an infil-traitor!

I found out that the guy who joined our pagan group was really a Christian fundamentalist arguing for Jesus's love. Right like I need to hear that. What an infil-traitor
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
mugGet the infil-traitormug.

big box website

A website that is huge,filled with pop-up ads for other large businesses and completely corporate with no room for small businesses or independent producers.
I don't bother to go to Barnes and Noble's website anymore. It's nothing but a big box website.
by Astor G. October 28, 2007
mugGet the big box websitemug.

greedhooks

1. What a credit company or subprime mortgage agent has in you when you are maxed out, can't pay and they've tripled the interest rate they charge.

2. A lending company that deliberately suckers in distressed lenders knowing they'll pay the minimum while they can raise their interest rates upteen million times. The act of making them pay through the nose is having their greedhooks in their "customers."

greed + meathooks
ABC credit lending gave me a preapproved $5000.00 loan, so I took it because I had bills piling up. Now I got in an accident and lost my job. Now the company has their greedhooks in me.
by Astor G. March 20, 2008
mugGet the greedhooksmug.

hoodrow

A jokingly "formal" use of hoodie. Rhyming slang based on woody = Woodrow. hoodie = Hoodrow.

Nerdspeak use of Hoodie.
I'm going to a special party tonight, mmph! Would you please hand me my hoodrow?
by Astor G. October 28, 2007
mugGet the hoodrowmug.

perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.
The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.
by Astor G. January 2, 2008
mugGet the perma-offendedmug.

trunk jungle

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.
That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.
by Astor G. October 25, 2007
mugGet the trunk junglemug.

bootpole

A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.
Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.
by Astor G. October 26, 2007
mugGet the bootpolemug.

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