Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Asterisk Potato

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Joe Biden

A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.

“ Joe Biden is a really good president “

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

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God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

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It begins with the most mundane scenario, something so typical its origins could seem minuscule. But as it grows and develops it becomes a part of you and once it starts its almost like the creation of a building or structure. Depending on your architectural experience and elements you have to make it, is how it may turn out. someone could build ""True" Love" into something very unplanned, successful, and quickly that could physically resemble something that of a radio tower or with planning, experience and proper elements, into something that could be beautiful and last a very long time, maybe a building alike the burj khalifa? there are many buildings to be built but it is very important where you build them and build them to adapt. Its not exactly the smartest idea to build a two hundred story building in the middle of the ocean. So take love as a lesson, blessing and curse because love is something replaceable if you do it wrong.

Wow "True" Love is really something else eh?

by Asterisk Potato December 11, 2023

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