Definitions by Asterisk Potato

Laser Ladies 

Another word for cd's, more specially an album you really enjoy.

I got some new Laser Ladies for my truck, Bessies gonna love the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Laser Ladies by Asterisk Potato March 26, 2024

"True" Love

It begins with the most mundane scenario, something so typical its origins could seem minuscule. But as it grows and develops it becomes a part of you and once it starts its almost like the creation of a building or structure. Depending on your architectural experience and elements you have to make it, is how it may turn out. someone could build ""True" Love" into something very unplanned, successful, and quickly that could physically resemble something that of a radio tower or with planning, experience and proper elements, into something that could be beautiful and last a very long time, maybe a building alike the burj khalifa? there are many buildings to be built but it is very important where you build them and build them to adapt. Its not exactly the smartest idea to build a two hundred story building in the middle of the ocean. So take love as a lesson, blessing and curse because love is something replaceable if you do it wrong.

Wow "True" Love is really something else eh?

"True" Love by Asterisk Potato December 11, 2023

This Dude 

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

This Dude by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Meth-head 

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.

Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.

Meth-head by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Joe Biden

A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.

“ Joe Biden is a really good president “

Joe Biden by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

God 

A falsified leader of a religion who’s existence ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

"God" is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it..

God by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Nightmare Chaser 

A Nightmare Chaser is someone who frequently consumes psychedelic drugs with the sole intention of having a bad trip.

I heard betty had another bad trip but she seems chill, she must be a nightmare chaser.

Nightmare Chaser by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023