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ka

german, abbreviation for "keine ahnung", saying "no idea"
-wo ist john? (where's john)
-KA (no idea)
by asdf January 21, 2005
mugGet the kamug.

the hsaps

quaids got the hsaps
by asdf December 5, 2003
mugGet the the hsapsmug.

life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
mugGet the lifemug.

Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.
Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.
by asdf August 22, 2003
mugGet the Vegan-Vampiremug.

Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.
Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.
by asdf May 24, 2004
mugGet the Lois DeFleurmug.

RDM

When your nan randomly dick slaps your mum.
Oh, that guy totally got RDMed, he's so depressed now!
by Asdf November 4, 2014
mugGet the RDMmug.

fatp

fattest nagro in town. koreans suck.
fat p's fat

fat p's fat

fat p's fat

fat p's fat

fat p's fat
by asdf December 15, 2004
mugGet the fatpmug.

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