Artie J Saves 's definitions

Canadian Adele

Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.

Hello from the other side.

I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.

I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.

by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025

Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.

During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025