28 definitions by Art Vandalay

check'em

1. A casual term for goodbye to mates

2. A rude term for goodbye when used in the appropriate contexts

1. "See ya later redmundo"
"Check'em!"

2. "Well Children, its the last day of school..."
"CHECK'EM!, You crusty old whorebag!"

by Art Vandalay November 25, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Raz

To drive a vehicle in a hastily manner

Fuck you raz that commy too much!

by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

she's apples

Australian term generalised meaning O.K. Literal meaning is "it's all sweet"

"Ay cuz, we rite for smokes and beers?"
"She's apples mate."

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

slurrence

Word used to describe a heinously hard task of a unwanted nature.

Word used to convey a greivence toward someone or something

"The water pipe is a fucking slurrence to try and get clean"

"You slurrence"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 30, 2003

Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003