Argonak's definitions
noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the dominatrix midgetmug. This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
Get the backdoor sledgehammermug. noun:
A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Heretic's Forkmug. When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
Get the grand chili dogmug. noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the chicken tendersmug. noun:
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the funkatronmug. Acronym:
Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.
This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.
This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
by Argonak April 19, 2008
Get the S.H.A.M.O.O.mug.