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noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the chicken tenders mug.Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."
Rodion: "Cool."
Rodion: "Cool."
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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