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This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.
The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.
The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.
The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.
This device qualifies as a funkatron.
Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"
Tom: "..."
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.
2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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