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A tie...made with a guitar.
You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the putrifier mug.When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the chicken tenders mug.Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."
Rodion: "Cool."
Rodion: "Cool."
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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