Definitions by Argonak
Backdoor Pirate
noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
Backdoor Pirate by Argonak April 12, 2008
Backdoor Pirate
noun:
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Backdoor Pirate by Argonak April 12, 2008
protruding surprise
1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
protruding surprise by Argonak April 12, 2008
slipmeister
noun:
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008
slipmeister
noun:
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008
Mr.Slippery Fist
noun:
1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.
2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Joe: "Very intresting..."
Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...
Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."
Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
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Alternate Ending
Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"
Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Mr.Slippery Fist by Argonak April 11, 2008
putrifier
noun:
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.