1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
by Argonak August 23, 2008
An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.
Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
by Argonak July 19, 2008
noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.
2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.
3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."
Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"
Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"
Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
noun:
A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
noun:
1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.
2. A small slipper.
Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.
2. A small slipper.
Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"
#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"
#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
by Argonak April 14, 2008
Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.
Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."
Rodion: "Cool."
Rodion: "Cool."
by Argonak April 14, 2008
noun:
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 12, 2008