pig cock

noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.
1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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slipster

noun:

1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. A small slipper.

Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"

#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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funkatron

noun:

1. Something "funky" or "strange". Often used to describe an item with a purpose which is unknown or mysterious.

2. Occasionaly used to describe a person who exhibits "funky" or "strange" qualities.
#1:

Rodion pulls out a speculum.

Phil: "What is this funkatron?"

Rodion: "Let me show you..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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butt demon

1. A demon that emerges out of your asshole if you have anal sex.

2. A particularly nasty shit.

3. A backdoor pirate...AKA person who likes to stick their god given meat inside of other people's assholes.
1:
Pope: "If you have anal sex the butt demon will crucify you on your toilet."

2:
Zach: "I just left a godly butt demon in the toilet."

3:
Rodion: "Joey is a butt demon."
Tyler: "So is Brutis."
Rodion *shudders*
by Argonak April 15, 2008
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thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
by Argonak April 19, 2008
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protruding surprise

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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chicken tenders

noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.

2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.

3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.
Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"

Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."

Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"

Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"

Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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