Definitions by Argonak

S.H.A.M.O.O. 

Acronym:

Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.

This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...

Some people say that Travis is S.H.A.M.O.O...I don't know if I believe it though.

S.H.A.M.O.O. by Argonak April 19, 2008

thunder rodding 

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.

Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."

thunder rodding by Argonak April 19, 2008

barbed surprise 

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

barbed surprise by Argonak April 15, 2008

pig cock 

noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.

1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion

pig cock by Argonak April 15, 2008

grand chili dog 

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

grand chili dog by Argonak April 15, 2008

butt demon 

1. A demon that emerges out of your asshole if you have anal sex.

2. A particularly nasty shit.

3. A backdoor pirate...AKA person who likes to stick their god given meat inside of other people's assholes.

1:
Pope: "If you have anal sex the butt demon will crucify you on your toilet."

2:
Zach: "I just left a godly butt demon in the toilet."

3:
Rodion: "Joey is a butt demon."
Tyler: "So is Brutis."
Rodion *shudders*

butt demon by Argonak April 15, 2008

shark battle 

A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.

The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.

shark battle by Argonak April 13, 2008