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A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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A hollow bull is cast entirely out of brass with a door on the side. After the condemed was placed inside, the door was closed and a fire was set underneath the bull. This caused the bottom of the bull to become "red-hot" and thus burning/roasting the victim.
The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull.
A hollow bull is cast entirely out of brass with a door on the side. After the condemed was placed inside, the door was closed and a fire was set underneath the bull. This caused the bottom of the bull to become "red-hot" and thus burning/roasting the victim.
The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull.
Combine the horrors of claustraphobia, suffocation, and burning at the stake, and you have the brazen bull. This is some fucked up shit.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.
2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.
3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.
#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."
Sarah: "Eeek!"
#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"
Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the Backdoor Pirate mug.1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.
3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."
#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the protruding surprise mug.A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.
1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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