pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward
I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.
by Are2Dee2 October 09, 2009
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Browns Chicken Massacre

The big shit you take after eating a load of fried chicken (especially its from Brown's Chicken).
"I had a bucket full of Brown's Chicken and pasta last night and this morning did a Browns Chicken Massacre on my toilet."
by Are2Dee2 December 03, 2010
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make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.
Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.
by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009
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apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
by Are2Dee2 January 05, 2012
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jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."
Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.
by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010
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food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.
I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.
by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009
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