jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."
Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.
by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010
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Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.
Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.
by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014
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make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.
Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.
by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009
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courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.
Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.
by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009
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LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.
"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."
by Are2Dee2 September 09, 2011
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apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
by Are2Dee2 January 09, 2012
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