Pickpocket

Someone who takes/steals other people's belongings or valuables!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches!

by Arbitrator May 02, 2017

stereodor

When you walk into either a public or a private restroom, and get slapped in the nostrils by the foulest odors, greatly resembling the foul stench that emanates from the shithouse on a transatlantic tuna boat, and which smelled, can never be unshelled!

John reluctantly entered the shithouse and was met by a stench best described as stereodor, which would fastly induce a gaggle of buzzards into violently puking!

by Arbitrator July 16, 2017

piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

Hummer

A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!

by Arbitrator March 03, 2017

Thrill

Exhilaration

I think that my sister's all-time greatest thrill was when my cockeyed niece gave her an enema!

by Arbitrator March 04, 2017

aunt holes

Where cousins come from!

All cousins come out of aunt holes.

by Arbitrator February 04, 2017