168 definitions by ApricotFields

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Loliocracy

The rule of cute little girls.

In a loliocracy there would be subsidized candy stores and no age of consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Bronze Medal Sex

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Star Bellied Sneech

A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.

Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Amputasty

(of an amputee) sexy and beautiful.

Her missing leg made me a little uncomfortable at first but as I spent time with her I realised there was a whole amazing person underneath there and an amputasty one at that!

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020