Muttonfest

A place with an over abundance of adults but a great lack of children.

I hate the mall on a week day; it's such a muttonfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.

At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Thonglet

A very small thong such as might be worn by a child or any other kind of Little Person.

A lot of people oppose the thonglet because they make an immediate association between bare buttocks and sexuality, which they are free to do, but it must be remembered that the sun feels swell on the buns.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Pedonymphophobia

The irrational fear of child sexuality and be extension minor attracted people.

One possible explanation for the ubiquity pedonymphophobia is the neuroses created by the conditions of the traditional family.

by ApricotFields September 29, 2021

Naizurize

To stimulate someone's genitals with your chest when you haven't the buxomage generally considered as prerequisite for traditional mammary intercourse; to perform naizuri (on someone).

Just because she was an A cup didn't mean she couldn't naizurize a guy into oblivion.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

M-some

A kind of fivesome such as you would have between three people of one sex and two of the other but only straight sex occurs.

When his two buddies found wives, Charlie was worried about becoming a fifth wheel. But the occasional M-some really made him feel better.

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Girlshorts

Like boyshorts but in the brief shape more commonly associated with women's underwear.

These girlshorts help me feel as sexy as if I wear wearing lingerie but give the added comfort of boyshorts.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019