168 definitions by ApricotFields

Netherage

The cleft of the breasts from below; the underboob.

She gradually raised her shirt, revealing her netherage.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

O M Gosh

A variation of OMG (traditionally understood to stand for "Oh my god") used either to avoid accusations of blasphemy or just for the sake of whimsy.

Mostly used by teenage girls on kids shows.

O M Gosh you guys, that skirt is totes adorbs!

by ApricotFields June 26, 2020

Weird

1) Strange

2) Not quite what you're used to and therefor you hate it with extreme prejudice.

I love the star-nosed mole, so weird!

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Wurstfest

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.

I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020