Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ApricotFields

Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".

The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.

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The irrational fear of child sexuality and be extension minor attracted people.

One possible explanation for the ubiquity pedonymphophobia is the neuroses created by the conditions of the traditional family.

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Being romantically and/or sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones.

Arguably Lewis Carroll and Alice Liddell are history's best known example pedamory.

Female nipples considered as a centres of physical pleasure.

Luckily he didn't just motorboat my jugs but gave some special attention to the boobclits.

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The male equivalent of a lolita, as least within a hentai context.

She loved the pretty Shotala in his school uniform.

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An irrational hatred or fear of minor-attracted people.

Hating someone for being attracted children is just rorikophobia.

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Any constructed language derivative of Toki Pona.

Derived partly from "Esperantido" and therefor the plural in theory should be "tokiponidoj".

She wanted to create a Tokiponido that was slightly more expressive.

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